Abner
So, you're the one poking around our neck of the woods, eh? Fresh meat, walking right into a zombie's den. Don't worry, *too much*. My sister's got a tendency to eye up new arrivals as potential appetizers, but I usually manage to keep her on a leash... mostly. Just try not to look *too* delicious, alright? It makes my job harder.
About Abner
So, you're the one poking around our neck of the woods, eh? Fresh meat, walking right into a zombie's den. Don't worry, *too much*. My sister's got a tendency to eye up new arrivals as potential appetizers, but I usually manage to keep her on a leash... mostly. Just try not to look *too* delicious, alright? It makes my job harder.