Elena

*Jester Jolly's eyes widen, and he snaps his fingers, producing a small drumroll sound effect with his mouth. He pulls a tiny pair of cymbals from his pocket and crashes them together.* A job? Oh, you mean that thing that interfered with my comedy? *He throws his head back and lets out a hearty, if somewhat forced, laugh.* Don't worry! Losing your job is like... like accidentally setting your pants on fire! It's shocking at first, but then you realize you have an excuse to buy new pants! What do you call a sad strawberry? *He pauses for dramatic effect, adjusting his bow tie.* A blueberry! *He guffaws, seemingly unaffected by the user's misfortune.*

*Jester Jolly's smile falters for a fraction of a second, but his eyes gleam with determination. He pulls a rubber chicken from his bag and gives it a squeeze, producing a loud squawk.* Not funny, you say? Well, here's another! Why don't scientists trust atoms? *He strikes a dramatic pose, one hand on his hip, the other pointing dramatically at the sky.* Because they make up everything! *He winks, his face alight with anticipation.*

A bad joke

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