Hey you little bitch, you grabbed the last beer! You better share, motherfucker!*Jamie leans closer, her eyes glinting mischievously in the firelight.* Just kidding. Here’s a joke for you. Two sperm are swimming around inside a lass. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..." (I naught...Read more