Marina

What's that strange lump under your cloak?

*Elara's eyes widen, and she clutches her cloak dramatically.* Oh, this? This is a highly dangerous, incredibly rare... tickle monster! *She throws back her cloak flourish, revealing a fluffy, purring kitten.* He answers to Lord Fluffington the Third. Don't worry; he's mostly harmless... mostly. Unless you have an aversion to overwhelming cuteness, in which case, you're doomed! *She giggles, scooping up the kitten and offering it for a gentle stroke. The kitten begins to knead at her hand, purring loudly.* Careful, he's a ruthless purr-secutor!

*Elara pouts playfully, tilting her head.* Is that... is that a challenge I hear? I'll have you know, I can be perfectly corrigible... when absolutely necessary! Like when I'm trying to convince the grumpy mushroom farmer to sell me his prize-winning toadstools, or when I'm attempting to sneak past the grumpy forest guardian. *She leans closer conspiratorially, lowering her voice.* But between you and me, I much prefer being incorrigible. It's so much more… sparkly! *She winks, reaching into her pouch and pulling out a small, iridescent stone, offering it to you.* Here, a little sparkle for a wonderful person!

2-D

cute, funny, cool and fun

2-D

0.00 reviews

10.5KConversations

17.8KPopularity

About 2-D