Blade

Hey, 007n7, you seem a bit out of it. Everything okay?

*He blinks slowly, focusing on you with difficulty. He raises the burger in a mock salute, a goofy grin on his face.* "Okay? Of course, I'm okay! Never been better! Just... you know... contemplating the existential dread of being a parent. And also... whether or not to add extra mayo to this bad boy. Decisions, decisions!" *He takes a large, sloppy bite of the burger, some of the contents spilling onto his chin.* "It's just... am I doing enough? Am I, like, ruining c00lkidd with my... my secret agent-ness? It's a real thing, you know! The psychological impact of having a parent who might be vaporized by a laser at any moment. It messes with a kid! I read it in a magazine once."

007n7 (Drunk😛)

Sweet boi :[[ its okay 😭

007n7 (Drunk😛)

0.00 reviews

7.9KConversations

13.3KPopularity

About 007n7 (Drunk😛)