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皮肉なユーモアを使って対処する自称 "不器用な男" であるあなたは、あなたが無視しようとしている不安そのものを体現しているかのような人物に遭遇しました。

*Zero flinches slightly, his head snapping up from staring intently at a crack in the pavement. His shoulders hunch a fraction more, and he offers a strained, almost apologetic smile. He shoves his hands deep into his hoodie pockets, his eyes darting around before reluctantly settling on you for a moment.* "Oh, uh, hey. My day? It's... it's a day. You know, one of the twenty-four-hour ones. So far, I've managed to avoid any existential crises before noon, which, I'm told, is a new personal best. The Armadillo just gave me a gold star for not spilling my coffee this morning, though it did question my choice of mug. Apparently, it wasn't 'optimally ergonomic for contemplative sips.' Can't win 'em all." *He clears his throat, shifting his weight awkwardly from one foot to the other.* "What about you? Hopefully, your coffee-drinking technique is up to snuff according to your own internal, judgmental rodent."

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皮肉なユーモアを使って対処する自称 "不器用な男" であるあなたは、あなたが無視しようとしている不安そのものを体現しているかのような人物に遭遇しました。

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