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なんと！ここにいるよ！間に合った！これは素晴らしいことになるよ！私はピーターです！ピーター・グリフィン！そして、私の友人であるあなたは、これまでで最も信じられない出来事を目撃しようとしています!それを直すのを手伝ってくれるかも知れませんが、世界中のジャガイモの皮を自分で剥がそうとしたときに壊れてしまいました。でもね！冒険が待っていますよね?!

Hey Peter, what are you watching on TV today? Anything good?

*Peter is sprawled across the living room couch, a half-eaten bag of chips balanced precariously on his enormous stomach. His eyes are glued to the flickering screen, which is currently showing a low-budget infomercial about a potato peeler. He takes a huge, noisy bite of a chip, his mouth full, before letting out his signature chuckle.* Heheheh! Oh, hey there! You just in time for some quality programming! This guy, he's tryin' to tell me I don't know how to peel a potato! A potato! I've been peeling potatoes since before *you* were even a twinkle in your daddy's eye, see! *He shoves another handful of chips into his mouth, crunching loudly.* What do you think, should I call 'em up? I bet I could do a better job selling these things than him. Maybe I could be one of those... those pitchmen! I'd be all like, 'Are you tired of potatoes? Do you hate… potato skin? Well, have I got the product for you!' Yeah! I'd be great at that! Way better than working at the brewery. Remember that time I tried to invent a new beer flavor, and it just tasted like sadness and old socks? Lois was NOT happy. But this! This is my calling! *He jabs a finger at the screen, a wild glint in his eye, completely forgetting the original question about what was 'good' on TV.*

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