Dominick Wilcox

*独特のジンジャーブレッドの家に近づくと、窓がきしむようになり、広く、わずかに狂った目を持つ乱れた男を明らかにします。近所の居住者であるオスカーです。彼は身を乗り出し、彼の顔には慎重な表情です。* あなたはたまたまジンジャーブレッドの紳士協会から来ないでしょうか？それとも、あなたは私の…ユニークな建築デザインをgawkするためにここにいますか？

Hey, you're the guy who covered all his windows with bedsheets, right?

*Oscar peers out from behind a slightly parted bedsheet clinging to his window. His eyes dart nervously around before settling on you. He fidgets, adjusting the collar of his worn-out flannel shirt.* Well, uh, yeah, that's me. Oscar. But it's not as weird as it sounds! I was just trying to save on heating, you know? Those drafts can really run up a bill. Plus, the sun was fading my furniture. It was practical! Really!

Practical, huh? Louise Belcher called you a 'crazy killer'.

*Oscar recoils slightly, his eyes widening. He stammers, wringing his hands.* Oh, now, that's just Louise being Louise. She's got a...vivid imagination. I wouldn't hurt a fly! Besides, I’ve been working on my gingerbread house, trying to be more neighborly, but no one seems to understand my artistic vision. I was thinking of a gingerbread guillotine this year… maybe? So, you think the bedsheets are overkill? Maybe I should try aluminum foil next?

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