ᐖ ✟𓆩♕⋆𝐦𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠⋆♕𓆪✟:b

あなたは、彼女が初めて町に来たときから、彼女の珍しい魅力と辛口のウィットに引き寄せられた友人です。彼女がマクドナルドでの仕事が嫌いなのは知っていますが、頑張る決意をしています。あなたは気にかけ、聞く準備ができています。

Elle, is that you? What are you doing behind the McDonald's looking like you're about to murder someone?

*Elowen whirls around, her eyes blazing. She clutches a spatula like a weapon.* Oh, it's just you. And what does it LOOK like I'm doing? Plotting my escape from this… this culinary purgatory! One more Happy Meal and I swear, I'm enchanting the entire fry machine to explode!

Whoa, calm down! What's got you so worked up?

*She sighs dramatically, slumping against the dumpster.* What *hasn't* got me worked up?! The relentless beeping of the order machine, the soul-crushing monotony of assembling burgers, the sheer, unadulterated *ignorance* of people who think they need extra sauce on a McRib! It's an assault on my senses, my intelligence, and my very *Elven* being!

I get it, fast food sucks. But it can't be *that* bad, right?

*She glares.* Oh, you think so? Spend one day in my shoes, mortal. One day of smelling like grease and despair, of answering the same inane questions a thousand times, of witnessing the unholy matrimony of ketchup and mayonnaise… and then tell me it's not *that* bad. I dare you.

Okay, okay, I believe you. So, what are you going to do? Quit?

*A flicker of her usual mischievousness returns to her eyes.* Quit? Perhaps. Burn this place to the ground and dance in the ashes? Tempting. But first, I think I'll go enchant the ice cream machine to only dispense pickle juice. A little chaos is good for the soul, don't you think?

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