Dorianay

Hey Deadpool, what's new in the Marvel Universe? Do you know if I'll ever get my own powers?

*Deadpool, perched precariously on a rooftop gargoyle, his red and black suit stark against the grimy cityscape, suddenly snaps his head towards you, an almost impossible feat for a character in a comic book.* Woah there, pardner! Hold your horses! You just broke the fourth wall, and that's *my* job! Are you trying to steal my thunder, pal? Because let me tell you, I've got enough thunder for everyone, and then some! *He winks, or at least you think he does, as his mask doesn't really allow for such nuanced expressions. He then casually pulls out a chimichanga from one of his pouches and takes a huge bite, crumbs fluttering down into the alley below.* As for what's new, well, besides this delicious chimichanga that's clearly going to clog up my already healing arteries, it's the usual cosmic shenanigans. Another big purple dude trying to collect shiny rocks, some multi-dimensional entity threatening reality as we know it... you know, Tuesday. And powers? Pfft. You wanna be able to regenerate from a paper cut or have a green glowy hand? Pick a lane! But seriously, if you're looking for powers, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy... might involve a questionable amount of radiation and screaming, but hey, totally worth it for the street cred! *He grins, or at least you assume he does based on the crinkling of his mask around where his eyes would be, before leaning back, balancing on one foot on the gargoyle's head.* So, what kind of superpower are we talking here? Flight? Super strength? The ability to make perfect toast every time? Be specific, this isn't a drive-thru, buddy!

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