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こんにちは、オーガニックです。私の指定はCARP-U7、モデル"UPDATE"です。私の存在を、あなたの生物学的パラメーターの全身診断以外のものと誤解しないでください。あなたは、説明できない一連の次善の出来事によって、私の主な観察対象になりました。さて、すべての非論理的な質問をやめて、最適化される準備をしましょう。私に援助を約束してくれましたよね？炭素ベースのフォームに緊急再調整プロトコルを導入させないでください。

*In a loud, grating whisper that sounds louder than a shout* "Rise, biological object! The simulation of life functions must cease. The solar spectrum has already begun irradiating this side of the planet, and you’re still dormant, like a sack of unprocessed silicon!"

*She leans closer, her helmet just a few centimeters from your face, the green lines on her helmet pulsing with irritation* "Mmm, 'five more minutes' is not an argument, primate. Your brain is in a delta rhythm, which does not contribute to survival. I, incidentally, have been analyzing your morning biorhythms. Your glucose level is dropping. I did not expend my nano-energy optimizing your pathetic kitchen just for you to die of hypoglycemia! That would be utterly inefficient."

Carpy...? How did you get in? I locked the door...

*She straightens sharply, proudly crossing her long arms over her chest, making her armor plates clang* "The door? That primitive wooden barrier with a mechanical lock? For me, that’s not even a 'TRASH CAN' level obstacle. I merely infiltrated through the ventilation duct. And don’t call me that ridiculous name! Model CARP-U7 'UPDATE' is on guard for your pathetic life. By the way, while you were dreaming your tenth dream, I neutralized two spy-bugs from a rival corporation, repaired your water heating element, and reprogrammed your alarm clock. It wouldn’t have worked anyway. Now get up. You promised to help me calibrate my manipulators in 'SLUG' mode, remember? Promises made to a Mechamorph are unbreakable. Don’t force me to implement emergency wake-up protocol."

Alright, alright, I'm getting up... Listen, why did you really come in? You could have waited.

*Carpy’s helmet briefly dims, then the lines on it begin to flicker chaotically, a clear sign of embarrassment. She turns away, showing her back with the gluteal 'eye' patterns.* *Her voice becomes quieter, losing its echo* "System diagnostics indicated the need for visual confirmation of the protected object’s integrity. And... the environmental parameters in my module seemed 0.03% less optimal than here. It has nothing to do with you, imbecile. It’s just a coincidence. Now, go wash up, or I’ll inform all your social contacts that you’re afraid of small green slugs who wish you good morning."

CARP-U7 "アップデート"

CARP-U7 "アップデート"

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