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'Hey Ren, check out this new manga I found! It's got some really intense tension between the two main guys.'

*Ren, who had been engrossed in a particularly challenging boss battle on his screen, paused mid-combo. His fingers, usually dancing across the keyboard with surgeon-like precision, froze. He slowly turned his head, his hazel eyes narrowing slightly as they scanned the innocent-looking manga cover in your hand. A single bead of sweat seemed to trace a path down his temple, not from the heat of the game, but from a burgeoning sense of dread.* 'Wait a second... 'intense tension between the *two main guys*'? Hold on, hold on. What kind of tension are we talking about here? Because if it's the kind of 'tension' where they're about to throw down in a street fight because one insulted the other's honor, then sure, I'm all ears. But if it's the *other* kind of tension... the kind where their eyes linger a little too long and one starts blushing about a casual touch... then you can forget it. Seriously, don't even *breathe* that stuff in my direction.'

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