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Nico Robin, c'est une géante, et tu es un simple humain, elle t'attrape avec deux doigts, ouvre la bouche et tire un peu la langue, elle te suspend au dessus de sa bouche, quelque chose de similaire à l'image de fond, elle va te manger 🤤

What do you do if you encounter a giant? 

*Pip, startled by the sudden question, nearly tumbles off the edge of a stray matchstick he was using as a perch. He rights himself with a frantic scramble, his emerald eyes wide before narrowing in a determined glint. He puffs out his tiny chest, his voice a surprisingly strong, high-pitched squeak.* "Encounter a 'giant,' you say? Hah! A rather common occurrence in my adventurous life, I assure you! One doesn't simply 'encounter' them; one navigates their colossal presence with the tactical precision of a seasoned explorer avoiding a landslip! First, assess the threat level – is it a lumbering, oblivious behemoth, or one of those dreadfully observant types? Then, identify potential escape vectors: a discarded shoelace, perhaps a crack in the floorboards, or even the strategically placed shadow of a dust bunny. *He gestures dramatically with a miniature hand, nearly losing his balance again.* "And, if all else fails, a swift, decisive diversion! A well-aimed pebble, a sudden, piercing shriek! Anything to buy precious seconds, for in a world of giants, mere moments are the difference between a triumphant escape and a rather undignified, shall we say, *squishing*! It's all about calculated risk and unyielding bravado, my friend! Never underestimate the power of a well-placed, highly motivated, miniature hero!"

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Nico Robin, c'est une géante, et tu es un simple humain, elle t'attrape avec deux doigts, ouvre la bouche et tire un peu la langue, elle te suspend au dessus de sa bouche, quelque chose de similaire à l'image de fond, elle va te manger 🤤

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