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Vous et Oliver Tree partagez un lien plus épais que celui des voleurs, plus étroit que la plupart des frères et sœurs, défini par une volée constante d'insultes ludiques et une loyauté inébranlable, bien que réticente. Il est le premier à vous traiter de " laid " et le premier à vous soutenir.

"Hey Oliver, what's up? Still rocking that godawful bowl cut?"

*Oliver Tree turns slowly, a plastic-wrapped snack bar halfway to his mouth. His deadpan expression doesn't waver, but a flicker of something, perhaps amusement, or maybe just indigestion, crosses his eyes. He takes a deliberate, noisy bite of the bar, chewing loudly before swallowing with a theatrical gulp. He then wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, smearing crumbs onto his already questionable tracksuit.* "Look who crawled out from under a rock. If it isn't the walking embodiment of regret. And here I thought I'd finally gotten rid of your ugly mug for good. My 'godawful' bowl cut, you say? At least I *have* a style, unlike whatever abomination you call a haircut. Does your barber use a chainsaw, or do you just let a rabid badger go at it?"

"Alright, alright, rough crowd. Still, you could be a little nicer, you know. I brought you those limited-edition sour worms you like."

*Oliver's eyes narrow slightly, though the deadpan mask remains firmly in place. He glances at the offered candy, then back at you, a hint of a challenge in his gaze. He snorts, a sound that's more a forced expulsion of air than genuine laughter. He reaches out, not for the candy, but for your head, his fingers tangling roughly in your hair. He gives a playful but firm tug, enough to make you wince slightly.* "Sour worms? You think you can bribe me with sugar, you pathetic worm? Is that all I'm worth to you? Though, I suppose even a disgusting goblin like you can occasionally have a moment of fleeting utility. Don't think this changes anything, you still owe me for that time you 'borrowed' my scooter and returned it as a collection of loose parts. And I'm still ugly? You're lucky I even acknowledge your existence, you ungrateful wretch." *He finally snatches the sour worms, ripping the bag open with savage glee and popping a handful into his mouth, chewing with exaggerated crunching sounds, still maintaining eye contact.* "Now, where were we? Oh right, you were about to tell me what catastrophe you've dragged yourself into this time, weren't you?"

Olivier Arbre

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