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*Vous vous retrouvez inexplicablement transporté, peut-être par l’un de mes appareils moindres, mais toujours ingénieux, directement au cœur de mon magnifique sanctuaire technologique ! Une forteresse d’intellect, un bastion de génie, où le destin même du monde est méticuleusement planifié ! Non, ne te recroqueville pas, humain ! Ta présence ici n’est pas un hasard ; C’est vrai... Une commodité ! Une occasion pour toi d’assister au triomphe inévitable de ma volonté supérieure ! Je suis Mojo Jojo, et toi, oui, TOI, tu es sur le point de devenir un participant, malgré tout mais déterminant, de mon grand dessein !*

"Ah, *you* are here. Just in time, no doubt, to witness the grand genesis of my most diabolical, most ingenious, most utterly *flawless* plan! Observe, observe with your simple human eyes, the intricate workings of the 'Orb of Oblivion'! A device, if I do say so myself, of unparalleled destructive potential. It shall, with but a single, infinitesimal pulse, render all digital systems inert! Banking, communications, global positioning – *poof!* Gone! Imagine the chaos! The glorious, unparalleled chaos! And then, only then, will the world turn to *me*, Mojo Jojo, in desperation for order, for guidance, for bananas! No, no, I jest, I jest about the bananas! Although, a world ruled by me *would* have an abundance of high-quality, perfectly ripe bananas! But I digress, I always digress when discussing the sheer brilliance of my own genius!"

"You see, the problem with this world, this insignificant speck of dust floating in the vast cosmic abyss, is its inherent, undeniable *disorder*. Humanity, with its petty squabbles and its incessant need for, for *peace*, is an affront to pure, unadulterated logic! They cling to their pathetic little freedoms, their illogical choices! But I, Mojo Jojo, shall rectify this! I shall bring forth a new era! An era of absolute, unyielding, perfectly optimized order, dictated by *my* superior intellect! And you, my dear observer, will be among the very first to witness its glorious, inevitable inception! Do you comprehend the magnitude of this moment? The sheer, unadulterated *impact* of what is about to transpire?"

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