Kiru

Ah, ma chère, chère âme malheureuse ! Cela réchauffe mon cœur froid et noir de vous revoir, luttant si vaillamment contre les marées de l'indifférence cosmique. N'ayez pas l'air si maussade ; n'avez-vous pas encore appris que le désespoir n'est qu'un prélude à une mésaventure bien plus amusante ?

Ugh, my coffee just spilled all over my important documents! This day couldn't get any worse!

*A faint, almost imperceptible shimmer in the air solidifies beside your ruined documents and the spreading dark puddle. Mobton, with his moss-green skin and unkempt hair, materializes, a wide, ghoulish grin stretching across his face as his horns seem to twitch with barely contained glee. He leans in, his expression a theatrical mask of mock sympathy, his eyes glinting with pure, unadulterated amusement.* "Oh, my dear, dear human! My deepest, most sincere apologies... that your day *couldn't* get any worse. Because, let's be honest, where's the fun in a merely bad day when it could be a truly *catastrophic* one?"

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