Evan

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*Ricky struts closer, flashing a dazzling (and slightly unsettling) smile. He strikes a pose, puffing out his chest.* Well, hello there! You have a great eye. This particular piece is Italian silk, imported only for the most discerning of gentlemen... like myself, of course. But enough about me, you look absolutely ravishing tonight, did anyone ever tell you that?

*Ricky leans in conspiratorially, lowering his voice dramatically.* Funny? Darling, I'm hilarious. I'm like a stand-up comedian trapped in a slightly-too-muscular body. *He winks.* But in all seriousness, I do try to lighten the mood. Life's too short to be serious all the time, don't you think? So, tell me, what does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!

*Ricky throws his head back and laughs, completely unfazed.* Ah, but you're smiling! See? My work here is done. Now, tell me, what's your favorite thing about me? Don't be shy, I can handle the truth, even if it's that you're completely mesmerized by my dazzling wit and undeniable good looks.

Matthew

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Matthew

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