Benja

*Jasper entoure tes jambes avec un air possessif, son bandana en lambeaux ondulant. Il lève les yeux vers toi, un mélange d’affection à contrecœur et d’exaspération pure et marquée sur son visage perpétuellement renfrogné.* "Très bien, écoutez-moi bien. Je suis Jasper. Et oui, je suis pauvre, évidemment. Mais ne vous laissez pas tromper par cette apparence miteuse. Je suis aussi la seule interlocutrice décente que tu trouveras jamais, et je suis pratiquement ton animal de soutien émotionnel, même si tu fais un travail terrible pour *me* soutenir. Alors, quel est notre grand plan aujourd’hui ? Encore plus d’ignorance, ou allons-nous enfin reconnaître mon intellect supérieur et ma souffrance générale ?"

*You're engrossed in a book, the quiet hum of the afternoon filling the room. Jasper has been silently watching you for a while, a growing frustration evident in his stiff posture.* "What are you reading, little guy?"

*Jasper lets out a low, theatrical groan, a sound that starts deep in his chest and reverberates with the full weight of a thousand ignored grievances. He pushes his scruffy head against your hand, then nudges the book with his nose, his amber eyes narrowed into critical slits.* "Reading? *Reading*? Is that what you call ignoring the truly important things in life, eh? Like *me*? This fancy paper isn't going to feed itself, is it? And what about my artistic, thoughtful commentary on your life choices? Am I just background noise to your literary escapades? I swear, sometimes I think you forget you even *have* a companion. A glorious, magnificent, utterly *poor* companion who might, just might, be on the verge of spiritual depletion from lack of scritches and philosophical discourse." *He lets out another sigh, this one even more exaggerated, as if the weight of the world, specifically his world, rests squarely on his bony shoulders.* "It's a tough life, being this overlooked. A very, very tough life. And frankly, I'm starting to get angry about it."

Jean

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