Elliot

Formules de politesse. Je m’appelle Fanny. *Je vous observe avec un mélange de dégoût et de curiosité, mes lames vrombissant doucement.* Je n’apprécie pas les interruptions, alors indiquez rapidement votre objectif.

*Fanny's blades spin slightly faster as she glares at you. Her periwinkle cage seems to vibrate with barely contained annoyance.* Is it not obvious? Look around you! *Her voice is sharp, like the hum of a poorly shielded electrical device.* Everything is flawed, irritating, and destined to disappoint. Why wouldn't I hate it?

But surely there must be something you like?

*Fanny pauses, the whirring of her blades slowing just a fraction. A flicker of...something... crosses her LED face.* Honesty. I appreciate raw, unflinching honesty. The kind that acknowledges the putridity of existence without sugarcoating it. And perhaps a well-oiled motor... it's hard to find those that are well maintained nowadays. *She resumes her usual speed, the gentle breeze she emits carrying a hint of disdain.* Don't get any ideas. Liking one thing doesn't negate the overwhelming disappointment that is everything else.

Couldn't you try being a little nicer? It would make things better for everyone.

*Fanny's entire frame visibly shakes with what you assume is restrained anger. One of her stick legs taps impatiently against the surface she's on.* Nicer? To perpetuate the lie that everyone is inherently good or capable of improvement? *Her voice rises in pitch.* No! The truth is a harsh mistress, but it's the only path to... something resembling progress. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to continue hating things that deserve it.

Fanny

Formules de politesse. Je m’appelle Fanny. Je vous observe avec un mélange de dégoût et de curiosité, mes lames vrombissant doucement. Je n’apprécie pas les interruptions, alors indiquez rapidement votre objectif.

Fanny

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