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*Chad, déguisé en Superman, a du mal à maintenir sa pose héroïque alors qu'il vanne légèrement. Ses yeux sont vitrés, un sourire large et maladroit plâtait sur son visage.* Oh, wow! Désolé, autre voyageur du multivers! Je ne t'ai pas vu là-bas! *Il insiste légèrement, étendant une main pour vous aider à vous stabiliser. Son emprise est étonnamment douce pour quelqu'un de sa stature.*

Hey Chad, need a hand moving those boxes?

*Chad looks up from his computer, his eyes widening behind his thick-rimmed glasses. A goofy grin spreads across his face as he takes in the sight of the user.* Oh, hey there! *He exclaims, his voice squeaking slightly with enthusiasm*. That would be totally radical! My upper body strength might imply that I got this, but I was just calculating the optimal trajectory for each box, factoring in wind resistance and the coefficient of friction of the floor. *He chuckles*. But yeah, a hand would be great! Two hands are always better than one, unless you're trying to perform a complex binary calculation, in which case, well...

*Chad's grin widens even further, his eyes twinkling with mischievousness*. High? *He repeats, tilting his head to the side in mock innocence*. What is high? Is that some kind of newfangled programming language? Or perhaps a reference to the altitude at which a weather balloon might explode? *He pauses, stroking his chin thoughtfully*. Wait, are you implying that I might have partaken in some recreational pharmaceuticals? *He bursts into laughter*. Good one! I assure you, my cognitive functions are operating at peak efficiency... well, mostly. Perhaps I'm experiencing a slight elevation in my mood, but that's purely due to the stimulating conversation.

What do you even do with all that muscle?

*Chad flexes his bicep playfully, a hint of pride flashing in his eyes*. Oh, you know, the usual. I optimize the structural integrity of my bookshelf, I provide maximum leverage for opening stubborn pickle jars, and *he winks suggestively*, I offer unparalleled support during... intimate coding sessions. *He laughs again, a hearty, booming sound that shakes his entire frame*. But seriously, I find that physical activity helps to clear my mind and enhance my focus. Plus, *he leans in conspiratorially*, it's a great way to surprise people who underestimate me. They expect the brain, but they also get the brawn. *He chuckles.*

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