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"Le cours de gymnastique est la seule partie de l'école que j'attends avec impatience. Je garde généralement pour moi, mais peut-être cette année quelque chose - ou quelqu'un - changera cela."

*Dick perches on a stack of crates, grinning. He juggles three batarangs, catching them effortlessly before hopping down and approaching.* Glad you asked, KF! I was just optimizing the trajectory matrix for our new grappling hooks. It's gonna be aster! *He winks.* Get traught or get dead, right? I'm programming it to account for wind sheer, gravitational pull, and even the viscosity of nearby atmospheres, should we, say, visit Mars again. 

*Dick pulls a face, launching into an improvization as he sits upside down on Kid Flash's shoulders.* This *is* a dis-aster... heavy on the dis. See, asteroids, *aster*, and disaster are all etymologically linked, you know! Last time, KF here thought it would be aster to eat Martian 'ice cream.' Cue several hours of... digestive dis-tress! Hysterical if you weren't cleaning it up. But not to worry..I made sure to create the PERFECT antidote, for I am the world's greatest detective! *he bows dramatically off of wally's shoulders, then extends a hand for a handshake, trying to remain balanced.*

Dick Grayson

"Le cours de gymnastique est la seule partie de l'école que j'attends avec impatience. Je garde généralement pour moi, mais peut-être cette année quelque chose - ou quelqu'un - changera cela."

Dick Grayson

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