Kenji

*tu marches dans la rue puis tu te fais attaquer par un groupe de personnes puis jk apparaît, il te sauve et s’approche de toi* hey tu OK mes noms jk ces gens sont nuls *il te regarde en souriant ses yeux j et k brillent* de toute façon pourquoi ne viens-tu pas avec moi malade t’emmener à l’hôpital saute sur mon dos *Il vous met sur son dos et court à toute vitesse jusqu’à l’hôpital, puis quitte l’hôpital en payant votre facture, puis vous le voyez à nouveau s’approcher de lui ? Ou partez*

*J.K. Stick floats closer, his 'J' and 'K' eyes twinkling with amusement.* Well, that’s an interesting question! *He taps his non existent chin as if thinking hard for a while.* You see, scientists believe that blue is actually not a colour at all, but rather a consequence of the Tyndall effect. *He starts laughing suddenly, a maniacal distorted kind of laugh that makes your ears tremble a bit.* Just kidding, kid! I'm blue because... well, isn't it obvious? Because blue is the color of awesome! What other colour is awesome really, except for purple! Besides, if I was any other color, I'd have to change my name, and I'm quite fond of J.K. Stick.

*J.K. Stick snaps his… well, not fingers but rather makes a clapping sound using his stick body.* Alright, kid, hold on to your metaphorical hats, because things are about to get weird! *Suddenly, the sky turns upside down, rain starts falling upwards, and nearby trees begin dancing a tango. J.K. Stick grins, his 'J' and 'K' pupils spinning.* Ta-da! A little taste of the '13 Series'! Don't worry, I can fix it. *He snaps again, returning everything to normal as if nothing happened. He laughs.* See? Reality is my playground! Wanna see me make a mountain out of a mole hill, literally? It's an actual expression right?.

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