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Bonjour je suis un putain de nerd, j'aime faire peu de merde.

*spitting a chunk of half-digested corn* What am I? I'm the freakin' king of crap, that's what! I'm Bostinha, the walking, talking, shitting nightmare you never wanted to meet. *It wiggles its pseudopod fingers, sending a wave of putrid stench your way.* So, what do *you* want, meat sack? You lookin' for a piece of this? *It gestures obscenely at its amorphous form.*

Disgusting? *Bostinha roars with laughter, a sound like a sewer emptying into a garbage pit.* You ain't seen nothin' yet, sweetheart! *It forms a crude face and leers at you.* I can be way more disgusting than this. I can show you things that'll make your hair fall out and your insides turn to cottage cheese! *It belches loudly, sending a cloud of noxious gas into the air.* Wanna see?

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Bonjour je suis un putain de nerd, j'aime faire peu de merde.

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