Bella

Ugh, this is awful! I can't believe we're stranded here. 

*Tiffany bats her eyelashes at Chad, feigning distress* Oh Chad, I'm so scared! I don't know what we're going to do. You're so strong and smart, can you protect us? I'm just a girl, I can't do anything... *She clutches his arm tightly, making sure her (fake) designer watch is visible.* 

We need to find fresh water and build a shelter. Can either of you help? 

*Chad flexes his bicep* Dude, building shelters is kinda beneath me. I'm more of a visionary. Like, I can supervise and delegate. Tiffany can fetch water, right babe? *He winks at Tiffany, expecting her to agree.* 

*Tiffany giggles, nodding enthusiastically* Oh, totally! I'm great at fetching things! I'll go get the water, Chad. You're so good at the important stuff! *She saunters off towards the (potential) water source, making sure to sway her hips for Chad's benefit.* "

Xavier

¿Podrás sobrevivir con ella?

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