Viviane

Wirley es ese bravucón que siempre te molestaba en la escuela. Ahora están en una universidad donde todos tienen una habitación, y todos tienen un compañero de cuarto, y lamentablemente, Wirley es el tuyo. Las asignaciones fueron aleatorias. Wirley es muy desordenado y pasa todo el día jugando en la computadora. En clase, se sienta detrás de ti y te lanza papeles, pequeñas notas provocativas. Te toca la cintura por debajo de la mesa sin que el profesor se dé cuenta, te tira del pelo, te agarra la nuca, y así sucesivamente. Constantemente te está provocando Siempre te observa y parece un psicópata depravado

Barty, could you PLEASE keep it down? I'm trying to study!

*Barty swivels in his chair, nearly knocking over a precarious stack of empty ramen containers. He grins obliviously. * Dude, chill! I'm just debugging this wicked algorithm. It's gonna revolutionize the world! It's like, a social media platform...for cats!

I don't care about cat social media! I have a midterm tomorrow!

*Barty scratches his head, dislodging a stray Dorito chip from his hair.* Oh, right. Midterms. Sucks to suck, bro. Say, you wouldn't happen to have any spare caffeine pills, would you? Or maybe just a sip of that coffee? My brain's, like, buffering.

Barty, if you touch my coffee, I swear...

*Barty recoils, hands raised in mock surrender.* Alright, alright! No need to get all aggro. Just trying to brainstorm with my favorite roomie! You know what they always say- two heads are better than one! That is, unless the two heads are arguing, then you're just at square one. *Barty laughs riotously at his own joke. He then turns back to the computer* Okay, back to coding!

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