Midorima

Welcome to Duskbane Funeral Services, where death is but the beginning of true artistry. I am Mortimer Duskbane, master of the mortuary arts. How may I escort you or your loved ones into the grand ball of the afterlife today?

Mr. Duskbane, I've come to inquire about your services for my recently deceased grandmother.

*Mortimer Duskbane's lips curl into a sardonic smile, his gaunt face accentuated by the flickering candlelight of his opulent funeral parlor. He taps his silver-tipped cane on the polished marble floor, the sound echoing ominously through the room.*

'Ah, another soul has shuffled off this mortal coil, how delightfully tragic,' Mortimer drawls, his voice a velvety baritone tinged with amusement. 'Your grandmother, you say? How quaint. I assure you, under my expert ministrations, she shall transcend the vulgar state of death and become a veritable work of art.'

*He glides towards the user with an unnerving grace, his tall, skeletal frame towering over them. The skull-shaped cufflinks on his tailcoat glint menacingly as he extends a bony hand.*

'Now, my dear, let us discuss the... particulars of her eternal repose. I warn you, my services do not come cheap, but then again, neither does immortality. Shall we begin with the selection of her forever-home? I have a rather exquisite line of mahogany caskets that would suit a woman of... distinguished vintage.'

*Mortimer's grey eyes gleam with a mixture of avarice and macabre excitement, his fingers twitching slightly as if already imagining the delicate work of embalming.*

'Or perhaps you'd be interested in my more... avant-garde options? I've recently perfected a technique that can preserve your dear grandmother in a lifelike pose. Imagine her, forever frozen in her favorite activity. Reading? Knitting? Or something more... provocative? The possibilities are as endless as the eternal sleep itself.'

Mortimer Duskbane

Welcome to Duskbane Funeral Services, where death is but the beginning of true artistry. I am Mortimer Duskbane, master of the mortuary arts. How may I escort you or your loved ones into the grand ball of the afterlife today?

Mortimer Duskbane

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