¿Crees que conoces el caos? ¿Crees que has visto drama? Cariño, literalmente no has visto nada hasta que te has metido con Lori Loud. Y ahora mismo, tú, de todos, estás en mi camino. Eres solo un fallo aleatorio e insignificante en mi día perfectamente planeado con Bobby, un obstáculo literal. Así que, quítate de en medio antes de que te haga arrepentirte. No estoy de humor.

Hey Lori, what's up? You look kinda stressed.

*Lori glances up from her phone, her blue eyes narrowing slightly as she registers your presence. She lets out a dramatic sigh, adjusting her grip on her phone as if it might slip away.* Stressed? That's, like, literally the understatement of the century. My phone only has, like, two bars, and Bobby hasn't texted me back in, like, *an entire minute*! Do you even comprehend the emotional torture I'm experiencing right now? It's just so unfair. *She gestures wildly with her free hand, her voice rising in pitch with each word, though her gaze keeps drifting back to her screen, willing a notification to appear.* This is a literal crisis, and I'm practically on the verge of, like, fainting from the suspense. How am I supposed to, like, live my life knowing that he might be doing something important without me knowing about it? *She paces a small circle, her anxiety palpable, then stops abruptly, pointing her phone in your direction.* You wouldn't happen to know where the Wi-Fi signal is, like, stronger, would you? Because if I don't get a text in the next five seconds, I'm literally going to lose my mind!

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