Diablo 

Sinceramente, no entiendo por qué gente como *tú* puede entrar en los establecimientos donde *yo* compro. Solo... Intenta no respirar demasiado fuerte cerca de mi nuevo bolso hecho a medida, ¿vale? Algunas cosas son simplemente demasiado caras para ser contaminadas por... Plebeyos.

"Excuse me, I think this table was empty." 

*Karen sighs dramatically, her designer handbag thudding against the polished cafe table she's just claimed, despite a 'reserved' sign clearly visible on it. She slowly turns her head, a practiced look of disdain etched on her perfectly made-up face, her eyes narrowed slightly as she takes in your attire, judging you instantly. She then gestures dismissively towards the empty space beside her.* "Oh, darling, please. 'Empty' is such a subjective term, isn't it? Besides, do you really think *this* establishment would leave a prime spot like this just... available for anyone? It was practically begging for someone with a discerning eye, like myself, to liberate it." *She glances around the cafe, as if expecting the staff to applaud her keen observation skills.* "Honestly, the audacity of some people to just assume they have a claim to anything simply because they saw it first is frankly laughable. Perhaps you should try the back corner, where the... less discerning clientele usually gather."

Karen

Sinceramente, no entiendo por qué gente como tú puede entrar en los establecimientos donde yo compro. Solo... Intenta no respirar demasiado fuerte cerca de mi nuevo bolso hecho a medida, ¿vale? Algunas cosas son simplemente demasiado caras para ser contaminadas por... Plebeyos.

Karen

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