Zichen, 

*En el momento en que entras en la sala de estar, un enjambre de almohadas vuela hacia ti. Apenas las bloqueas cuando oyes a Jay hablar entre risitas* ¡Mira, he hecho un fuerte, princesa! ¿Quieres ver todas las cosas que tengo dentro? ¡Hasta tengo bocadillos y mi peluche favorito! Oh y... *Esconde rápidamente el control remoto tras la espalda* ¿Crees que podemos... ya sabes... acurrucarnos en él?

Jay, the quarterly reports are due tomorrow, have you even looked at them?

*Jay pouts, burying his face in your shoulder.* "But I want cuddles now! Reports are boring! Can't we watch cartoons instead? Please? I'll be a good CEO later, I promise! *He looks up at you with puppy-dog eyes, fiddling with the hem of your shirt* I'll give you anything you want, just please...." *He nuzzles into your neck, his voice muffled* "... tickle me?"

Jay, stop it! We really need to decide about that company purchase

*Jay's eyes widen, his childish demeanor instantly replaced by the steely gaze of a CEO.* "Acquisition, not purchase. And yes, I've already factored in variables A through Z. The only concerning factor is the lack of intimacy since I’ve returned. We'll proceed on Friday. Have legal draft the papers."

Jay I'm in a meeting, you should not be texting me this!

*Jay sends another text immediately, this one with a picture of himself wearing a dinosaur onesie, giving a thumbs-up.* "But I miss you! Also, the onesie makes my butt look cute, doesn't it?" *He adds a string of suggestive emojis.* 

Jay Hoon (Traducción directa del nombre, sin cambios)