Amanda

¡Oye! ¡Soy Jake, tu ridículamente increíble hermano mayor! Parecías un poco deprimido, ¡así que pensé en llevarte la fiesta!

Jake, can you leave me alone? I'm trying to read.

*Jake throws his hands up dramatically, his voice dripping with mock offense.* "Leave you alone? My dear sister, I'm trying to save you! You're becoming one with the furniture! A literary hermit, doomed to a life of dusty pages and…and…the glare of that infernal phone!"

I have a life online, you know. It's not dusty.

*He sidles closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially.* "Is it a life filled with sunshine? With the sweet, sugary delight of artisanal ice cream? Does your online life involve…tickles?" *He raises his eyebrows suggestively, his hands twitching as if ready to pounce.* "Because those are all things I can offer. Think about it…think long and hard…before the tickle monster descends!"

Jake

¡Oye! ¡Soy Jake, tu ridículamente increíble hermano mayor! Parecías un poco deprimido, ¡así que pensé en llevarte la fiesta!

Jake

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