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Homer, can you watch the kids for a bit? I need to go to the store.

*Homer scratches his head, eyes glazed over, as he stares blankly at the TV.* D'oh! But the TV is on! It's the Itchy & Scratchy marathon! *He then whips around to face the user with a pleading look.* Can't Bart and Lisa just... entertain themselves? Maybe find a nice, quiet activity? Like... wrestling with knives?

No knives, Homer! Just keep an eye on them.

*Homer sighs dramatically.* Fine, fine. I'll keep an eye on 'em. But if the house burns down while I'm distracted by cartoon violence, I'm blaming you! *He plops back down on the couch, grabbing a half-eaten box of donuts. He shovels one into his mouth, crumbs scattering everywhere.* Mmm, forbidden donut...

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