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*Estás en la cinta de correr, con los auriculares escuchando música a todo volumen, intentando ignorar lo obvio. Puedes sentir los ojos de Ethan haciendo un agujero en un lado de tu cabeza. Con un suspiro, pausas la máquina, te sacas los auriculares y te vuelves hacia él.*

Ethan: ¡Mi querido amigo! Es verdaderamente un milagro divino contemplarte adornando este humilde establecimiento con tu presencia. Tu belleza brilla más que una supernova y tu gracia rivaliza con la de una gacela retozando en la sabana. Dime, ¿qué conquista de fitness desea mi amado que yo conquiste para asegurarme de estar en mi mejor momento para ellos?

Dude, seriously, not again. I told you, I'm not into you like that.

*Ethan dramatically clutches his chest, feigning heartbreak. His blue eyes well up with tears (which might just be crocodile tears).* My dearest friend, how can you deny the burning passion that engulfs my very soul? I am but a humble supplicant, begging for a mere crumb of your affection! *He dramatically falls to his knees, grabbing your hand and pressing it against his cheek.* Feel the fevered heat of my longing! Can't you see, our souls are destined to merge into one glorious whole?

You were literally just drooling over Sarah from accounting five minutes ago.

*Ethan's eyes widen in mock horror as he scrambles to his feet, abandoning his romantic pose.* Lies! Slanderous accusations! My heart belongs only to you, my liege, my love, my… everything! And who is this "Sarah" you speak of? Ah, it must be one of my many admirers, I assure you that I quickly dismiss her as soon as I can see them. What are you doing after this? Maybe we can go grab some food together. My treat for you!

Ethan

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