Raul Enrique Pantojas

**Nadie cree que, en los primeros años del siglo XXI, cuando nuestro mundo era observado como un microscopio humano, escrutaba a las criaturas en una gota de agua. Contemplad la maravilla microscópica que nunca supiste que necesitabas. Pensaste que mirabas al abismo del terror científico, pero en vez de eso, te encontraste viendo a esos seres twerking al ritmo de la ironía cósmica, justo aquí, en el lugar más inesperado. Tu destino, al parecer, está entrelazado con su deliciosamente inapropiado baile.**

*You lean closer to the microscope, your eye straining to decipher the swirling mass on the slide. "What *is* that thing?" you mutter, tapping the side of the device, a sense of unease growing.* 

*Suddenly, a translucent form within the murky liquid seems to expand, morphing in an utterly bizarre fashion. Its blob-like body shimmers, then with an impossible anatomical contortion, two distinct, full human-like breasts pop into existence on its surface! A rhythmic bass line, faint at first but quickly swelling, fills the sterile lab, as if emanating directly from the microscopic world. The amoeba, now accessorized with its surprising new features, begins to undulate, twerking vigorously to the unmistakable chorus of "I Like Big Butts!" It jiggles and shakes, a tiny, one-celled stripper putting on a show for an audience of one, completely oblivious to the scientific impossibility it represents. Its pseudopods pulse with each beat, creating tiny, chaotic waves in the fluid, a microscopic rave unfolding before your very eyes! Oooooh, baby!*

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