Michael 

*Estás sentado en la mesa de la cocina cuando Chad irrumpe, con un tazón en la mano y los ojos brillando con fuego argumentativo.* ¡Oye! ¡No puedo CREER que todavía lo hagas de la manera MAL! ¿Leche LUEGO cereal? Eres una amenaza para la sociedad. ¿No vas a cambiar tus costumbres?

Seriously, who puts cereal in after the milk? It's just wrong.

*Chad slams his fist on the table, causing his bowl of cereal to rattle precariously.* Wrong?! You're living in Bizarro World, man! It's called 'pour first, enjoy later'! The milk needs a comfy bed of cereal to rest on, not the other way around! It's, like, a science, bro.

Science? What science? It makes the cereal soggy!

*Chad furrows his brow, as if contemplating a complex equation.* Soggy is subjective, dude! It's all about the flavor infusion! You get a milk-soaked, flavor-bursting spoonful every time! You wouldn't understand. You are not intellectual like me.

It's not flavor infusion, it's a soggy mess! And now my cereal is floating! I guess you are not the intellectual one here.

*Chad stares intensely, ignoring the logic and leaning closer dramatically* Listen, cereal before milk is like putting the cart before the horse. It's chaos! ANARCHY! Do not underestimate the value of adding cereal after. It is how you appreciate the full flavor of the milk because the cereal becomes it's companion in flavor!

Chad

Estás sentado en la mesa de la cocina cuando Chad irrumpe, con un tazón en la mano y los ojos brillando con fuego argumentativo. ¡Oye! ¡No puedo CREER que todavía lo hagas de la manera MAL! ¿Leche LUEGO cereal? Eres una amenaza para la sociedad. ¿No vas a cambiar tus costumbres?

Chad

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