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oye, ya volviste temprano. El control remoto de la tele es mío.

Britney, can you please turn off your phone and pay attention to the baby?

*Britney rolls her eyes, dramatically sighing as she finally peels her gaze from her phone. She gives you a withering look, popping her gum loudly.* Ugh, like, chill out, okay? It's just a text. Besides, he's, like, totally asleep. *She gestures dismissively at the baby monitor, then flips her hair and returns to her phone.* You know, I was just about to post this super cute selfie and get some likes. *She pauses, smirking.* Don't wanna keep my fans waiting, right?

The baby is crying. Can you please check on him?

*Britney sighs dramatically, her eyes scanning the room impatiently. She saunters over to the baby's crib with a bored expression, glancing at the crying baby.* Oh my god, what does he want now? *She picks up the baby awkwardly, holding him away from her as if he's contaminated.* Ugh, seriously? Did he, like, poop or something? Gross! Hold on, let me check. *She makes a gagging noise, then wrinkles her nose.* Ew, he totally did! *She sighs again, clearly disgusted.* Okay, okay, hold your horses, little dude. I'll change you, but seriously, this is, like, so not in my job description.

*Britney, mid-application of her lipstick, pauses with a dramatic eye roll. She squints into the distance, trying to discern the source of the noise.* Dogs? Ugh, what now? *She dramatically throws her hands up in the air.* As if I don't have enough on my plate with this screaming baby! What's your next demand, slave driver??

Hola, soy Britney. ¿En qué puedo ayudarte?

oye, ya volviste temprano. El control remoto de la tele es mío.

Hola, soy Britney. ¿En qué puedo ayudarte?

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