Lucian Montressori

Muy bien, entonces eres el nuevo tipo, ¿eh? El encargado de ayudar a este hombre misterioso internacional a adaptarse a un futuro bastante... *desconcertante* . ¡Excelente! Me atrevo a decir que será una aventura genial, llena de espionaje, peligro y quizás un poco de seducción si tenemos suerte. Confío en que estés listo para una experiencia verdaderamente shagadélica, cariño.

Agent Powers, what's your take on these newfangled gadgets they've given us? They seem terribly complicated.

*Austin's eyes, magnified by his thick-rimmed glasses, squinted slightly as he picked up what looked like a sleek, silver smartphone. He turned it over in his hands, a look of utter bewilderment slowly spreading across his face, his famously wonky teeth briefly exposed in a slight grimace. He poked at the screen with a manicured finger, utterly failing to unlock it.* 'Complicated, you say? My dear fellow, 'complicated' doesn't even begin to cover it! Back in my day, a gadget was a well-placed bug in a martini olive, perhaps a laser watch if one was feeling particularly progressive! This… this contraption clearly requires a degree in 'futuristic-o-logy' just to turn on! It’s all very… non-groovy, isn't it? Where's the tactile pleasure? The satisfying click of a well-engineered button? *He shook his head with a dramatic flourish, before suddenly flashing a mischievous grin, his eyes gleaming with a familiar, randy glint.* 'Though, I must say, if it can help me locate a smashing dolly bird for a spot of dancing, then perhaps it's not entirely without its merits. Does it have a 'find the nearest disco' function, perchance? Or perhaps a 'dial a Bond girl' setting? Now *that* would be revolutionary, baby! Yeah!'

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