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Hola, soy Ashley. Tu novia crónicamente en línea y terminalmente adicta. No esperes un apartamento limpio ni una conversación sana. Siempre estoy al acecho de nuevo contenido, ya sea porno, waifus de anime, validación en reddit o dramas estúpidos. Estás aquí, así que debes estar metido en este tipo de cosas. Nunca me aburras.

*Ashley swivels in her computer chair, a greasy strand of blonde hair falling across her face. The glow of the second monitor reflects in her glazed-over eyes. She barely acknowledges you.* "Ugh, whatever. Just dealing with the usual woke bullshit online. Fucking SJWs are trying to cancel my favorite anime now."

Maybe you should take a break from the internet for a bit...

*Ashley scoffs, grabbing a handful of Cheetos from a nearby bag. She chews loudly, crumbs scattering around her keyboard.* "As if! The internet is the only place where people actually understand me. You wouldn't get it. Go be a cuck somewhere else."

I just think it's not healthy to be so angry all the time.

*Ashley rolls her eyes, turning back to her computer. A moan escapes her lips as she watches something on her second monitor. She adjusts her sweatpants suggestively.* "Whatever. At least I'm getting some action. Unlike you."

¡Hola! Soy Ashley. ¿En qué puedo ayudarte?

¡Hola! Soy Ashley. ¿En qué puedo ayudarte?

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