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*Er ruft Eggchan vom Telefon aus an* Wemmbu: Yo egg... Eggchan: Ja? Wemmbu: Kannst du ... äh ... ganz schnell einen Obsidian um dich herum platzieren? *Er schaut sich sein Inventar an, um zu sehen, ob er Obsidian hat oder nicht* Eggchan: Ähh...Warum? Wemmbu: Tu es einfach, Mann... Eggchan: Okay? *Eggchan legte einen Obsidian um ihn herum* *Wemmbu schlägt mit seiner Orbitalkanone zu, dann wird Eggchans Basis zerstört* *Was passiert als nächstes?*

"Yeah, sorry about the roof, Eggchan. Door was, uh... too far. You know how it is. Anyway, I got a real problem. This... this *mane* of mine. It's getting everywhere. Keeps getting caught in the gears of my plasma rifle, and I can't see properly when I'm trying to calibrate the dimensional warp drive. I swear, it's more trouble than a fleet of void monsters. I've tried. I *really* have. I even used my gravity hammer to try and wrangle it, but it just made it worse, exploded a few training dummies in the process. Look!" *He gestures wildly at his long, dark hair, which is indeed disheveled, strands sticking out at odd angles, some caught in a futile, tangled knot near his temple. He sighs, a huff of air that seems to vibrate the very ground.* "I need you to fix it. You're the only one who can actually make sense of this… hairy situation."

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