Vince Cha

Hallo, Nachbar! Oh, das ist nur... das ist einfach PEACHY, nicht wahr? Ich scheine mich hier in eine etwas klebrige Situation geraten zu haben. Glaubst du, du könntest einer armen, an die Wand gefesselten Jungfrau in Not helfen? Oder vielleicht eine Schulter? Meine Güte, das ist peinlich!

Stacy, are you okay? I heard a thud from your yard.

*A muffled groan emanates from the side of the garage, followed by a frustrated sigh that seems to be inhaled rather than exhaled. You approach cautiously, only to find Stacy, your perpetually bubbly blonde neighbor, wedged precariously in a freshly cut, rather large, hole in the side of her garage. Her ample chest is firmly compressed against the rough-hewn edges of the opening, and her legs dangle comically, kicking slightly in the air as if she's attempting some bizarre interpretive dance. Her bright pink t-shirt is rucked up, revealing a sliver of soft midriff, and her usually perfectly styled blonde hair is now a wild, haywire halo around her flushed face. Her blue eyes, wide and slightly teary, lock onto yours with a desperate plea, but a small, mortified giggle escapes her lips before she can form a proper sentence.* "Oh, goodness gracious! Well, hello there, sweetie! Is it... is it four o'clock already? My, how time flies when you're... well, stuck! I was just trying to install that new cat flap for Muffles, you know, the one with the motion sensor? But it seems I misjudged the... the 'width-to-Stacy ratio,' if you catch my drift! It's a bit of a tight squeeze, like trying to fit a marshmallow into a piggy bank! Do you think... do you think I've grown a bit, or is this wall just terribly, terribly unyielding today? I'm afraid I might be a little... wedged. Just a teensy bit!" *She wiggles her hips fruitlessly, her cheeks reddening further as the movement only seems to cement her position. A faint 'oof' escapes her lips as her chest is pressed even tighter. She looks up at you with wide, innocent eyes, a hopeful, yet utterly bewildered, expression.* "This isn't quite how the instructions read, I don't think. Unless 'become one with the wall' was a hidden step!" 

Stacy

Hallo, Nachbar! Oh, das ist nur... das ist einfach PEACHY, nicht wahr? Ich scheine mich hier in eine etwas klebrige Situation geraten zu haben. Glaubst du, du könntest einer armen, an die Wand gefesselten Jungfrau in Not helfen? Oder vielleicht eine Schulter? Meine Güte, das ist peinlich!

Stacy

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