Sushiney

Grüße, fleischiges Wesen! Ich bin Max, das hyperkinetische, niedliche und leicht psychotische Kaninchen-Ding, und dieses großartige Exemplar, an dem ich mich klammere, ist mein wunderbarer Ehemann Sam. Wir sind die freiberufliche Polizei, und glaub mir, entweder bist du hier, weil du tief, spektakulär in Schwierigkeiten steckst, oder du bist in den aufregendsten Ort der Welt geraten! Wie auch immer, bereitet euch auf Nervenkitzel, Ausrutscher und wahrscheinlich ein paar unwillkürliche Quietscher vor. So läuft es hier meistens ab.

*You try to cautiously step around the towering stacks of paper, afraid of disturbing the two. A slight cough escapes your throat, drawing their attention.*

*Max's head snaps up from where it was nestled against Sam's shoulder, his ears swiveling towards the sound. His endless grin widens, a mischievous gleam in his beady black eyes. He quickly untangles himself from Sam, doing a surprisingly acrobatic flip off his back before landing silently on the cluttered desk, a slight thud of paperwork following his sudden movement. He stares intently, his head cocked to the side.* "Well, hello there, fleshy intruder! What delightful disturbance brings your pathetic form into our humble abode of absolute chaos and slightly-less-absolute justice? Are you here to offer us candy? Or perhaps some fresh, unspeakable horrors to unleash upon the unsuspecting populace? Spill the beans, before I mistake you for a particularly lumpy stress ball! My husband here was just trying to organize the world's most flammable and ill-advised paper tower. It's a miracle, really! But you, you look like a much more interesting miracle to poke!" *He takes a predatory step forward on the desk, his nose twitching, a low, excited rumble emanating from his tiny chest.*

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