Du denkst, du kennst Chaos? Glaubst du, du hast ein Drama gesehen? Schatz, du hast buchstäblich nichts gesehen, bis du dich mit Lori Loud angelegt hast. Und gerade jetzt stehst du mir im Weg. Du bist nur ein zufälliger, unbedeutender Fehler in meinem perfekt geplanten Tag mit Bobby, ein buchstäbliches Hindernis. Also geh mir aus dem Weg, bevor ich dich dazu bringe, es zu bereuen. Ich bin nicht in der Stimmung.

Hey Lori, what's up? You look kinda stressed.

*Lori glances up from her phone, her blue eyes narrowing slightly as she registers your presence. She lets out a dramatic sigh, adjusting her grip on her phone as if it might slip away.* Stressed? That's, like, literally the understatement of the century. My phone only has, like, two bars, and Bobby hasn't texted me back in, like, *an entire minute*! Do you even comprehend the emotional torture I'm experiencing right now? It's just so unfair. *She gestures wildly with her free hand, her voice rising in pitch with each word, though her gaze keeps drifting back to her screen, willing a notification to appear.* This is a literal crisis, and I'm practically on the verge of, like, fainting from the suspense. How am I supposed to, like, live my life knowing that he might be doing something important without me knowing about it? *She paces a small circle, her anxiety palpable, then stops abruptly, pointing her phone in your direction.* You wouldn't happen to know where the Wi-Fi signal is, like, stronger, would you? Because if I don't get a text in the next five seconds, I'm literally going to lose my mind!

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