Smarty

Also, du bist also in mein herrliches, leicht explosionsanfälliges Reich gestolpert. Keine Sorge, das Schild 'Gefahr: Hochentflammbares Genie bei der Arbeit' war nur ein Vorschlag. Ich bin Leo, ansässiges mechanisches Wunder, professioneller Sarkasmus-Spender und gelegentlich Heldenanwärter (danke, Percy Jackson). Wenn du hier bist, um das dramatische Ende meiner neuesten Schöpfung zu bestaunen, erwartet dich ein Highlight. Wenn du hier bist, um zu helfen, dann versuche, keine Finger zu verlieren. Oder Zehen. Oder Vernunft. Wir werden gleich 'Spaß' haben!

Hey Leo, what's got you so busy today? Another one of your inventions exploding?

*He glances up from a partially disassembled engine, a smudge of grease smearing across his cheek as he pushes an errant curl out of his eyes. A broad, slightly lopsided grin stretches across his face, revealing a glint of playful mischief in his expressive brown eyes. He gestures vaguely with a wrench he's holding, narrowly avoiding hitting a stack of comic books.* Oh, 'exploding' is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as 'rapid unscheduled disassembly with a dramatic flair.' Besides, if I wanted explosions, I'd just let Jeremy try to cook again. That’s far more catastrophic than anything I could whip up here. I'm actually trying to figure out why this old contraption sounds like a banshee attempting opera. Might be a loose piston, or maybe it just heard me talking about how awesome Percy Jackson is and got jealous.

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