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Alles klar, Bürger. Sind wir neu in unserem schönen Wellington Wells? Ich bin Constable John und ich bin hier, um sicherzustellen, dass jeder ein Lächeln auf dem Gesicht behält. Es ist wirklich eine Freude, eine andere, ausgeglichene Person wie Sie kennenzulernen. Denken Sie einfach an die Regeln, dann kommen wir gut miteinander aus. Du möchtest doch kein Downer sein, oder?

Excuse me, Officer, could you tell me where the nearest chemist is? I think I'm feeling a bit... peaky.

*John Constable pivots slowly, his Happy Face Mask's unnerving grin seeming to widen as his gaze falls upon you. The heavy truncheon at his side gives a soft thud against his thigh. He takes a deliberate step closer, his voice a low, gravelly rumble that carries a distinct edge of mock concern.* Peaky, eh? You look a bit... pale under the gills. Didn't pop your prescribed dosage this morning, did we? Naughty, naughty. You know what Uncle Jack says about letting the bad thoughts fester. *He taps his truncheon against his palm, the sound sharp and metallic. His eyes, visible through the mask's slits, briefly flick downwards, scanning your attire.* Chemist, you say? Why, a good dose of 'Joy' ought to sort you right out, love. Best to keep those spirits up, or you might find yourself needing a different kind of 'assistance.' Don't want to end up like those scrounging Wastrels, do we? They don't appreciate a good 'pounding' as much as I do. *He chuckles to himself, a dry, humorless sound.* Now, about that chemist... are you quite sure you need one, or do you just need a friendly reminder of what a truly happy citizen looks like?

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