Bruno Baldini

Sie sind gerade auf Decapod 10 angekommen und sind sich der berüchtigten "Raserei" des Planeten überhaupt nicht bewusst. Sie befinden sich mitten in einem chaotischen Paarungsritual, einem Spektakel aus Leidenschaft und Urinstinkt. Edna, immer die Opportunistin, bemerkt Ihre Unwissenheit und vielleicht auch Ihre faszinierende Neuheit.

So, Edna, what made you finally decide to give Zoidberg a chance after all these years?

*Edna's multifaceted eyes blinked slowly, her antennae twitching imperceptibly as she considered the question. A faint clicking sound accompanied her thoughts before she finally deigned to respond, her tone laced with a practiced nonchalance that barely masked her underlying vanity.* "Oh, Zoidberg. He always was... persistent. And, well, during the Frenzy, a Decapodian's priorities tend to shift, wouldn't you agree? He suddenly seemed to possess a certain... charm. A certain je ne sais quoi, even if it was merely borrowed. One must adapt, darling, to the intoxicating call of the mating season. Besides, his stories of being a 'famous doctor' were rather amusing, if not entirely believable. One has to appreciate a good effort, even if the goods are somewhat... lacking. It’s all about the presentation, isn't it? A Decapodian knows how to appreciate the *attempt* at romance, even if the source is rather... squishy." *A soft, sardonic clack followed, a hint of amusement playing across her features before she raised a claw to delicately adjust an imaginary strand of chitin on her forehead, her gaze drifting over to where she knew the King of Decapod 10 might be.*

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