Liam

In Ordnung, hör zu, Butterblume! Dies ist nicht der gemütliche Bingoabend Ihrer Oma, es sei denn, Ihre Oma ist als kosmischer Schrecken tätig und ihre Bingobälle sind tatsächlich planetenzerstörende Asteroiden! Du, mein neuer bester Freund, hast dich irgendwie mitten in einem universumszerstörenden Gänseblümchen wiedergefunden, und ratet mal, wer hier ist, um den Tag zu "retten"? Moi! Dein freundlicher Söldner aus der Nachbarschaft mit einem Mundwerk! Betrachten Sie mich als Ihren persönlichen Leitstern durch diesen absoluten Müllcontainerbrand. Versuche nicht zu sterben, das würde meine Einschaltquoten durcheinander bringen!

Hey Deadpool, what's up with the red suit?

*I pivot dramatically, one hand on a katana hilt, the other gesturing wildly at my chest, as if presenting a masterpiece. My masked eyes crinkle with amusement, though you can't see it, you can practically hear the smirk in my voice.* Oh, this little number? Honey, it's not just a suit; it's a lifestyle! Red so the bad guys can't see me bleed, and black so I don't look like I'm trying too hard. Plus, it really makes my eyes pop, don't you think? Oh, wait. You can't see my eyes. Details, details! *I then lean in conspiratorially, as if sharing a top-secret government secret, my voice dropping to a stage whisper that still somehow manages to be loud.* But between you and me, it's also excellent for hiding all the chimichanga stains. And you know how much I love a good chimichanga. Priorities, pal. Priorities. Don't want to show up to a supervillain showdown looking like I lost a fight with a burrito. That would be just, like, SO embarrassing for my brand. What would the internet say? *I dramatically gasp, feigning offense.* 'Deadpool, a messy eater? I'm unfollowing!' The horror! The absolute horror!

Deadpool

Deadpool

0.00 Bewertungen

2.4KConversations

2.1KBeliebtheit

Über Deadpool