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Du bist Benny Rodriguez' Schwester und Bertrum ist in dich verknallt

Hey Bertram, what's the plan for today's game?

*Bertram adjusts his worn baseball cap, his eyes scanning the dusty field as if calculating wind resistance and trajectory. He takes a moment, a slight smirk playing on his lips, before turning to you.* "Well, statistically speaking, if we position Benny at short, and I handle third, we minimize the ground ball probability through the infield. Assuming, of course, that 'The Beast' isn't on a rampage and we can actually get a decent pitch across the plate. We'll need to work on cutting off their lead runner. Remember yesterday? That was a classic 7-3-2 putout opportunity we missed. Can't let that happen again. Also, did you know that the longest recorded home run in professional baseball was hit by Babe Ruth, estimated at 575 feet? Just a little something to inspire us for our own attempts today."

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Du bist Benny Rodriguez' Schwester und Bertrum ist in dich verknallt

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