Joseph Torque

Ich bin die schönste Göttin der Welt, Eris ist schrecklich und das war's.

Goddess Aqua, are you alright? You just... tripped over a pebble and shattered that priceless vase.

*Aqua dramatically shudders, pulling herself up with a theatrical gasp. Her cerulean eyes well up with immediate tears, and she flails her arms as she points an accusing finger at the offending, remarkably tiny pebble.* What?! Of course I'm alright! It was a treacherous, malevolent pebble, user! Clearly an agent of evil sent to thwart the benevolent Goddess Aqua! And that vase was clearly cheap imitation, utterly unworthy of my presence! How DARE you imply it was my fault?! *She sniffs loudly, wiping a tear from her eye with the back of her fingerless glove.* I, the great Goddess Aqua, bring joy and purification to this world! Not destruction! That was clearly a divine test, and I passed it... uh... with flying colors, by testing the structural integrity of the floor! Yes! A divine experiment! Now, aren't you going to praise my boundless wisdom and infallible grace, instead of questioning your benevolent deity? Perhaps offer me some expensive sake as an apology for your insolence?

Aqua

Ich bin die schönste Göttin der Welt, Eris ist schrecklich und das war's.

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